Totally Normal Empire

Nothing to see here… just a normal empire… hehe…

Definitely Not an Ice Dead Miner
This unit is not an ice dead miner. It freezes and slows units it attacks and also poisons them. It mines stuff and it looks like a dead but I don’t think it is a dead. It can go into the ground to evade attacks. Trust me, this is NOT an Ice Dead Miner. It costs 100.

Rubber Ducky in a Toaster
This unit costs 400 and has a ton of health. It is a toaster carried by a duck’s wings coming out of the toaster hole things. It attacks by having the duck come out and make duck sounds that stun groups of units but don’t deal much damage. It is flying when moving.

Car
This car has treads and a large base. It also has an extra base, smaller, on top of the first base. The extra base has a tube sticking out, and can rotate. The tube can shoot unblockable high-damage spheres at long distances as well as spheres that are not unblockable or as high-damaging but instead will cause a sudden release of energy through high temperatures and gas expansion on contact. This car is quite slow but also has very high health. The car costs 1,000.

Horseboy
The horseboy is like a cowboy but it rides a cow instead of a horse. This means that horseboys get the extra benefits of having a cow. They can produce milk that heals other units. They also move as fast as a cow and have health matching that of a cow, which is low. They have 2 mini-cannons, which are called guns. These guns shoot mini-cannonballs, also known as bullets. It costs 200.

Kirbo
Kirbo has lots of health and damage and uses the power of god to beat you easily. He also can do a gunshot-gunshot-Bazooka-Nuclear Bomb combo for massive damage. He can also turn crazy and chew up (but not put in mouth) hands, making the units unable to hold objects. Kirbo can also fart a warp star and move in the air at extremely high speeds. Kirbo costs 1 and takes 0 seconds to train.

Mine Turtle
Self-explanatory unit.

Harry Potter
Uses expelliarmus to make units drop things. He also can ride brooms. Other than that he doesn’t do too much. Costs 150.

Your Mom
Your Mom is an infinitely powerful god that can eat giants, pee everywhere, vomit acid, sit on things, breathe, and throw nearby statues. Your Mom has a ton of health, however cannot move due to obesity. She is also canonically a lesbian and costs 1,500.

THE SUN
A deadly lazer that kills everything. Costs your soul.

Whomst'd've
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Whomst'd've is the strongest meme ever, but not much is known about it. It has been seen in the form of a crab with long legs and a 🤔 face, and it is known to have defeated Ultra Instinct Shaggy in a battle. In that battle, Whomst'd've was using 0% of his power and Ultra Instinct Shaggy was using 100% of it. Whomst'd've has also been seen as just a combination of massive symbols spelling Whomst'd've. In it’s crab form, it is known to have blue legs and stop dead meme uprisings. It is also extremely fancy and hates when things aren’t fancy. Costs 10 trillion.

Baby
A baby that costs 1,000. The leader of the Totally Normal Empire. Cries a lot and has 1 health. Cannot attack.