Meme empire

The meme empire is a (joke) empire with memes.

Hepi Man
Hepi men cost $150. Hepi men attack by dancing into units and making them be converted to the enemy team. Hepi men can also turn your statue into an enemy statue. They have 100 health, but idk how stick war health works so 200 health=swordwrath.

Epic Face
It costs $200 and it is EXPLOSIVE AAAA (ok I’m kidding) and... oh wait, it actually is explosive, but it doesn’t die when exploding and instead kills everything that isn’t a statue or an epic face. Well, actually, it will still kill your epic faces, just not theirs. Anyways, epic faces will even kill their empire’s units... unless those are more epic faces

Troll
The troll costs $500 and it trolls your units and makes them rage and explode and die. When he does this, the troll heals to full health. The troll cannot troll inanimate objects. If it tries to, it will troll itself, rage, explode, and die. He also stupidly prioritizes inanimate objects near him.

Orang
Orang costs $700 and is quite big. It has 10x the health of a giant and is moderately fast, but it doesn’t do much damage, it just makes the enemies all be faster in every way and deal more damage while it’s alive. Huh.

Meme Man
A very OP unit lol but it costs $5k to summon. It attacks with so much stonks that the enemy trains everything instantly forever and also gains $10k every frame, literally making having better framerate cause the meme man to be even harder. Meme men attacks also destroy all of your units and even your garrisoned units and castle archidons and your literal freaking statue. Hehe

Rick Astley
Costs $1 million to summon and it rickrolls the player and resets their progress, destroys their device, kills them in real life, and makes their home planet literally explode. RICK ASTLEY IS TRANSCENDANT.